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You can't have everything...Where would you put it? - Steven Wright

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

The truck filled with 127 penguins breaks down on the highway. The trucker flags down a car and asks the driver to to take the penguins to the zoo. The driver agrees, and the penguins pile into the car. A few hours later, his vehicle is repaired, so the trucker goes to the zoo to make sure the 127 penguins arrived safely. But at the zoo, there's no sign of the 127 penguins or the driver. Worried, he jumps into his truck and drives around town, finally spotting the driver and the 127 penguins walking down the street. "I thought I told you to take those 127 penguins to the zoo!" he yells. "I did," replies the driver. "I had a little money left over, so I thought I'd take them to a Movie." - From the Readers Digest

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." - Mark Twain

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." - Mae West

"Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?" - Steven Wright

"Hello... Have I reached the party to whom I am speaking?" - Lily Tomlin as Ernestine

Outside of a dog, man's best friend is a good book. Inside of a dog it is too dark to read anyhow. - Groucho Marx

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